Armed with an empty oatmeal tube, a tack and some photosensitive paper, I will be happy to attend your special event and take a picture. One picture. If you hold VERY still. For a long time.

People are shocked to learn that I charge only $50 per oatmeal-tube-picture. Nowhere else will you find this quality of picture for the same price.

Nowhere.

Please be aware that if you want more than one picture, you will need to provide your own oatmeal tubes. I only bring one, because my first pictures are always perfect.

Upon successful completion of your oatmeal-tube-picture, it will be uploaded to this site, at which time you can then download the picture and post it on Facebook for the whole world to see, have it printed on photo paper, a mug, a shirt, or other odd objects of your choosing.

But seriously...

I just really enjoy taking pictures of people and nature, and no, I don't really use oatmeal tubes or boxes of any kind. I actually use a ridiculously-expensive camera that has way too many buttons, and now more gear than I can reasonably-carry by myself.

But the most important element is you. I love to take the time to get to know you, what you like and don't like, and try to come up with a way to create portraits that aren't just your typical pictures of people "smiling for the camera," but that have a message or tell a story about you, your passions, or your relationships.

Anyone can take your picture -- I try to create portraits that show the best things about you.

~ Tyra Murray